Nudini
CASOON

The lounge has standards

Nudini

He arrives overdressed and leaves before questions.

Nudini, a hairless cat in sunglasses, a white ribbed vest and a silver chain

Daily Circuit

Nudini keeps a strict route through the soft furnishings. Every stop is brief, deliberate, and conducted behind dark lenses.

  1. Late Entry

    Appears after noon, already dressed for difficult company.

  2. Vest Check

    White ribbing straight. Chain centered. No exceptions.

  3. Sofa Patrol

    Tests every cushion for warmth and weak authority.

  4. Call Sign

    $NUDI, when the paperwork insists on a name.

  5. Clean Exit

    Leaves one warm dent and no forwarding address.

Keep the good cushion open.